A whole bunch of crazy.

I wonder what it is about blogging that makes me feel like I can confess a bunch of random stuff without the fear of being totally flamed for it....Maybe it is because it usually turns out that all of you weirdos that read this, are actually just as weird as me :) With that being said, here you go....some more examples that you are not alone in your craziness.

 

1. I have gotten so lazy lately that once the boys go to sleep, I nearly refuse to do anything but watch TV, eat dessert and play on the computer.

 

2. In the past two weeks, I can safely say I have only been drinking about half a glass of pure water a day. And that is usually right before bed when I realize that I haven't had anything but soda and Crystal Light all day. And don't waste your breath telling me about all the "crap" in those drinks. I don't care. Like, for real....do. not. care.

 

3. At school, I look forward to snack time more than the kids. I rarely hear a little one tell me they are hungry before snack time. I, on the other hand, start complaining about an hour before.

 

4. I completed two Pinterest crafts this weekend and totally felt like a rock star. I mean, it takes a true rock start to accomplish two, moderately time consuming, activities in a 4 day period. Right?

 

5. Last week, Jonathan ate chicken nuggets like 4 days in a row. The kid refuses to eat. I even had to bribe him to eat chicken nuggets. The only thing that he will eat without arguing is chips. And what kind of mom would just let her son eat something fried, greasy and fattening day after day? Oh, wait......crap.

 

6. Going back to number 1....lately, I turn my phone off at 8:00. I am awake until about 10:00 but I am just done dealing with the outside world by 8:00.

 

7. For the first time EVER, I am joining the texting world. I no longer have to pay per text anymore :) But let's not get crazy here.....try to keep your texts to a minimum because it still takes me about 10 minutes to type one out. And I know this makes me sound so old.....and I do. not. care. (sensing a theme here tonight?)

 

8. And finally, in appreciation of number 7....I am still on my Dad's cell phone plan. So, thanks Dad for letting me get texting  privileges :)

 

9. "Here is one for you....My Mom lets me eat grass. She says it builds my immune system....joke is on her because I eat grass cause it tastes good."

 

 

Hope you guys are all having a wonderful week!!